Wasps – A Nightmare

22 May

I’ve cracked the bridge of my nose in my sleep. It’s red and swollen. I remember dreaming of wasps flying up to my face, crawling into my mouth and up my nose, pulling out my nose hair nip by nip . I am continuously terrorised in my waking life by the thought of insects crawling in my ear canal and dying, so I am shocked my psyche just didn’t take the easy route by getting the wasps to fly straight in, making a bee (HA) line to my cortex, snipping at my wires and fashioning them into a wicker man style structure before setting fire to it all and suffocating on the fumes. Guess my psyche was too tired. Fucking wasps. 


Posted by on May 22, 2016 in Uncategorized


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3 responses to “Wasps – A Nightmare

  1. alittlebirdtweets

    May 22, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    This is fantastic! I love the punchiness of your words and the image you convey.

    • DeBloyce

      May 22, 2016 at 7:58 pm

      I blame Star Trek Wrath of Khan for all my ear related phobias.
      Thank you for taking the time to comment, means a lot.


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