Monthly Archives: September 2015

Mountin Dew

Don’t pour Mountain Dew on my cornflakes
Don’t push licorice allsorts in my roll
Don’t crush my Cheetos with your steak knives
And grate that stinky cheese in my bowl
I don’t want raw pickle in that salsa
I don’t want that cream on those crisps
You try so darn hard to please me
But stop gluing fake eyeballs on that fish. 


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